9:32 PM

I HATE how you almost never smile. You CAN do much better you know. It isn't a crime and it is healthy.
I HATE how you interrupt me when I'm reading a book. You may have won a million dollars, but you know what, its not worth disturbing my reading time. I am not even kidding.
I HATE how you stand tongue-tied when you meet my friends. You CAN speak to them, you know. I won't sue you for that. They already think I'm stuck with this grim-faced monster who barely speaks two sentences a day. No offence.
I HATE how you snigger at my favourite football team. Supporting YOUR favourite football team is great, but you do NOT have any business ridiculing mine.
I HATE how you never pick my calls. For God's sake, PICK UP YOUR CELL!!!! You can't always have a meeting whenever I call. Seriously, that excuse is getting stale.
I HATE how distant you seem. Do NOT act all formal when I meet you. It makes me feel like an alien who has mistakenly landed on the Earth.!!!
I HATE how you push my favourite films to the corner. You do NOT have the permission to 're-arrange' the DVD shelf, putting your favourite lousy films on top and pushing all of my classics to the bottom which I end up searching in vain for hours together.
I HATE your fashion sense or the lack of it.The next time you pick a shirt, please DON'T buy it for your bald boss! Yes, that's how they look, though you carry them off quite well.
I HATE how you are unwilling to accept my superiority. Admit that I know MORE about cricket than you do. Seriously, there's nothing to be ashamed of. Quite frankly, there are worser things you know.
I HATE how practical you are. When I get sad and cry, you just sitting there and doing nothing. I want sympathy from you and you must say I love you and relieve my worries with soothing words.

p/s; currently i'm so addicted to this new series from ABC.